#2 She obviously never heard the adage, "Where there's a will...there's a way."

#6 Because, you generally fall asleep 'after' the "love."

#33 (((((((sigh)))))))) Only...in...New...York. ....and probably San Francisco.

#34 Honestly, is anything sacred to them? ANYTHING?????

#36 "Will you play, "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent?"
Guitarist: "No."

#38 When Chubby Checker visits the forest.

#29 And this is needed because??? WTF!

#33 She charges you $10,000 and then names your daughter LaQueefa.

#29, (((wink, wink)))-"continuously monitor the environment".....

#35 - sign translates: “It’s ‘Berenstein’ NOT ‘Berenstain’

#3 Very common in Canada and in USA.

#11 What it felt like they used for the colonoscopy.

#33 Does she sell her customer list to others looking for people with money and no brains?

#4 Dear lady, do not mame.

#31 of course retail is higher than production cost. How do you think the rich stay rich? They make shit and sell it to other rich people for art prices, then convince poor people that they HAVE to buy the expensive item to appear rich too. It's always been a scam, just like "best seller" lists.