Soon I will have the tallest female yawn/gape. Have the official measurements taken next week, and guiness has already recognized that I can beat the current record holder by over a cm.
Kevin Cole has the record for blowing the longest strand of spaghetti out of a nostril in a single blow. Kevin snotted out a spaghetti strand measuring 7.5 inches long.
Soon I will have the tallest female yawn/gape. Have the official measurements taken next week, and guiness has already recognized that I can beat the current record holder by over a cm.
Hmmmm....I've just won the Guinness Record for world's thickest phallus. I would love to meet you. You know...just for coffee.
And ‘compare notes’?