Loudest Female Burp
This is a hotly contested record.
Jodie Parks burped at 104.75 decibels to earn the world record. About a year later, Elisa Cagnoni burped 107.0 decibels.
Jodie Parks called shenanigans claiming Guinness averaged six of her burps for the record. Jodie said her loudest of the six burps was 107.7 decibels.
Hmmmm....I've just won the Guinness Record for world's thickest phallus. I would love to meet you. You know...just for coffee.
And ‘compare notes’?