#13 "Sorry I'm late, boss...there was a phalanx on 5th and Main."

#9 They wouldn't dare ban my emotional support beer, would they?

#50, just because you can doesn't mean you should...

#55 Free Hatsune Miku!

#32 neat. that can go with my collection of pieces of the world trade center, the pyramids of giza, the parthenon, and the berlin wall

#34 um no. i really doubt any smart person would want to live there after the Disney Files of Zebra Youth got released....

Olympic fire.. not water… Isnt anything sacred anymore?

Random online quotes and info:
Per the Olympics, it is a "manifestation of the positive values that man has always associated with the symbolism of fire and thus makes the link between the ancient and the modern Games."

The Olympic flame is a powerful symbol of the Games — it is intended to embody the ideals of peace, unity, and the enduring spirit of competition. Its origins trace back to the ancient Greek tradition, where a sacred flame burned at the altar of Hestia during the original Olympic Games.

Wishy washy! :p

#4LoveIt

#19 Serious injury or death will always out-smart your so called 'culture.'

#26 Because, those were made when a customer demanded satisfaction and actually got it. Today, if you demand satisfaction...you're called a 'racist.'

#34 The rumor is they're planning on calling it "Sodom" for some reason.

Works for me. I'll kick their rag-headed asses back to Timbuktu, you sphincter faced snowflake.

They subdued and occupied Afghanistan for a century. No Rebellion, no nothing.

How good did your guys managed that Task?
Right!

#6 That looks more like the paralympics:)

#4 Why would any woman want to advertise the fact that they can't properly wipe their own ass?