#38 Looks like Jay Leno got another toy.

#19 packed in the thorn condom...

#16 Philodendron micans. I have three. Funnily enough, they have never tried to stab me. Not even when I slap their little leaves like the pathetic little losers they are. I smack them up every time they deserve it.

Here's a news flash for all you sorry saps who insist on believing that plants are sentient: you are embarrassing yourselves, severely. Plants are plants; not animals. Grow tf up and stop having imaginary friends.