#9 Psychologically if you are willing to believe a non-reality, then you CAN'T belive in physical reality, because it proves your non-reality wrong. The more certain you are right about something the more traumatic the experience to let that belive go, and no one likes trauma.

#4 The burger was chopped up before it was shaped into a burger. God, I'm sick of hamburgers. I'm not quite as sick of fries. If one more hamburger restaurant opens around here i'm going to become the burga-bomber.

#10 What? Wingsuit "flying" is only modified freefall in skydiving. You better have a parachute.