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Manuel 3 month s ago
#36 Seems like it's missing arguably the most important thing for a "One Night Stand." Like...oh, I dunno....A CONDOM? sm_80
       
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Gilbert 2 month s ago
Manuel, maybe that was the ONLY thing that got used.
       
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Gilbert 2 month s ago
#21 Wilson got a hernia!
       
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Archilles 3 month s ago
#18 when you just can't wait to have a mass shooting... 'Merica! 35

#36 no condom? Guess it was a different time...
       
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Nib 3 month s ago
Archilles,

Shootings are a more complex situation than just having weapons and ammunition readily available.
       
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Debora 3 month s ago
Nib, If I was a murican, I would tell myself that too. Good night, sleep well.
       
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Bridie 3 month s ago
Nib,

yes, that's where the "'Merica!" part comes in.
       
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Delphi 2 month s ago
Nib, Old American white guy here. While you're vomiting your word salad, here's a little fact: ammo in a grocery store is for people who are the gun equivalent of crack addicts.
       
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Delores 3 month s ago
#10 only 6
       
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Viola 3 month s ago
#18 F@#k guns.

#28 Looks like they'll last about 1/10th of a mile.
       
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Bridie 3 month s ago
#21 Do you even know what "turn inside out" means? I mean, well, yeah, technically, something that was inside now is outside BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT MEANS.
       
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Vanessa 3 month s ago
#6 I thought that was some kind of sugar cereal :D
       
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Delphi 2 month s ago
#4 Think about that every time you put chemicals on your skin. Sunblock; makeup; that perfumey shit guys smear all over their bodies nowadays. That stuff seeps through your skin and, in time, does the same to you as it did to that grass. Cancer, autoimmune conditions, skin like an old baseball glove; etc. Plus, you'll smell like a street-walking Ho the whole time you're dying.

#26 '...crayon wrappers I made for my pre-school...' Children at that age are absorbing language at the highest pace of their lives. In this perfect example, they are being taught to write so poorly that by the time they're applying to colleges, they'll be clueless as to why they don't get accepted.

This is as bad sentence structure as could be used. This sentence says, 'I made crayon wrappers for my pre-school'. If you don't understand that, thank your parents and your schools.

This is why I say: sending your kids to public school in the US is like going to the DMV, a Social Security office, and the IRS. How does that go? Good fecking luck.
       
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