#9 Devil worship is more of a 'hobby' for fat, bored, purpled-haired Goths than a religion. Plus, they don't get that undeserved tax exemption.

Playing it fast and loose with the word “ hilarious”

Roasts are supposed to be clever and amusing and the recipient might find them interesting. These are just examples of the bitterness, sarcasm, and hatred that the world needs less of.

#31 People who do not break up face to face deserve worse, so consider yourself lucky.

#5 Greatest country in the world