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Melissa 1 month ago
#6 Oh! This is just toooo eeeeasy. I'm just gonna hang back and read everyone else's.

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Vert 1 month ago
Physical manifestations of this disorder include; but aren’t limited to: morbid obesity, purple, green or pink hair, piercings, acrid body odor, obsessive face mask wearing, vacuous eyes and general facial hideousness.

Thankfully, actual humans are immune.

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Tabby 1 month ago
Vert, And when not on Meth, they are called Karen
       
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Nibby 1 month ago
Vert,

How about sword-carrying, neckbeards or fedoras?
       
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Delphi 1 month ago
Nibby, For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why young boys were making such a fuss about fedoras, because I couldn't find anyone wearing a fedora. No one has worn fedoras for a couple of decades. Eventually I realized the boys were talking about Pork Pie hats. Pork Pie hats are a distant cousin to the fedora. One of the major differences is the Pork Pie has almost no brim, and offers no shade, while the fedora has one just wide enough to block out some sun.

So you morons are crying like little baby kittens about the wrong thing. Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? Like a three year old pissed off because he can't drink the yummy looking bleach mommy keeps under the sink. Maybe learn what you're talking about before you start crying, boys.
       
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Delphi 1 month ago
Vert, Actually, this is people like Dallas Cowboys fans, along with Cruz Azul, Man U, etc. They have little or no interest in football; they just like to annoy people. The way to stop them in their tracks and rob them of the pleasure is to agree with them and be nice to them. It fux their heads up no end.

Very often, they're the boys who got picked last for teams, if they got picked at all. Their mothers are often shrews who make their fathers look like little boys.

Your comment show you are clearly one of these people. But I like you. You are a nice person. I wish for you all the happiness in the world. Your team is the best team ever to play sports. You know more about football than anyone I've ever known. In fact, wherever you go, you are the smartest guy in the room. I respect and admire your mental acuity.

When your team wins, it's because you are the greatest fan who ever lived. You clearly make them win. And when they win, I'm sure they send you money or gifts or something, or at least a shout on on their social site. They're probably going to invite you to hang out with them at the Super Bowl parade.

And when they lose, it's because of the refs. Only you can see that because you're so superior to the rest of us.
       
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Tabby 1 month ago
#6 That's called a Brat, you young'uns like to rename things so they don't hurt your itty bitty feewings.
       
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Vert 1 month ago
Tabby,

A “Brat” if they’re children. Lamentably, far too many adults are afflicted with this irreversible condition.
       
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Tabby 1 month ago
Vert, Adults are Called Shrews, as in Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew
       
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