#9 Frozen grapes don't freeze solid so they're a good summer snack, too!

#12 so how can I eat, shower, and sleep at the same time?

#9 Unfortunately, that doesn't work really well to cool your drink because physics.

#12 I would probably weigh 800 pounds if I did that.

#15 That should work with any kind of soap and water, not just windex.

If you have a cramp for any reason, drink a mouthful of dill pickle juice or vinegar. There is a nerve that makes muscles relax INSTANTLY when exposed to vinegar. It workes for a few minutes, and my need to be repeated, but it works. Repeatedly tested.