Teddy: " Let's do Jagermeister shots all night!" they said. (((baaaarrrrfffff))) "It'll be wicked fun!" they said. ((((rrrroooollllffffff))))

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#1
We've all been there brother, that's what you get for stopping at Waffle House after a night drinking...

#14 Shouldn't that be, "One less year to live"?

#7 ..and it lands on bankrupt every time