#15 That's why they put a desiccant in pill bottles.

#12 It's a whimsical coke spoon. Had one just like it. But, I lost it at the beach.

#4 But is your floor cleaner?

#4
Happened to a cat I had, when we got her as a kitten she was almost all white but as she got older her head, ears, tail and paws got dark. Turns out it's normal in Siamese cats (she was a typical mixed alley cat so we guess there was Siamese mixed in) for the extremities to get dark over time.

#22
It's a mark made by a suction cup they used to install the glass.
You should clean your shower more frequently.

#4 The cat had a nutritional deficiency.

#31
yes it does
but why?

#7 If you want to know why Murcans don't understand the difference between 'amount' and 'number', just send them to public school in the US. They'll eventually be more illiterate than when they started.

Fecking *number* of cameras.