"When You Sell A Beauty Doll Head On Vinted And Wrap It Up Without A Box. Sorry To The Receiver If I Give Your Daughter A Heart Attack On Her Birthday"
Get it? 'package?' Referring to muh penis? No???
The only funny thing about your post is the avatar.
Jealous? Admit it...you're jealous.
First-world 'conveniences' not working out for you? awwwww......
Oh look, Vinted doesn't pass spell check. Guess I'm not the only one who hasn't heard of it.