"Why Do Sellers Pack Things In The Most Peculiar Way"
"Went to pick up a package today, and the shop keeper handed over essentially a ball and yarn? Opened it up and it was double wrapped, second layer being a dog poop bag. Item itself is totally fine and unharmed, but couldn't help but laugh at the awful choice of packaging."
Get it? 'package?' Referring to muh penis? No???
The only funny thing about your post is the avatar.
Jealous? Admit it...you're jealous.