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Jimmy 2 month s ago
Becoming a Sith and not making sure I had the high ground.
It cost me an arm and a leg.
       
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Ronie 2 month s ago
#10 Really? Pissing on an electric fence is not a pleasant experience? Who would've thought?

#14 So your ex had no idea what he was doing.
       
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Virdie 2 month s ago
Ronie,

#14 No. Very few people actually enjoy anal, especially if they have any of 100 medical conditions centering around digestion.
       
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Nibby 2 month s ago
Virdie,

My wife wanted to try anal and I didn't enjoy it. I walked funny for 3 days, and now my farts sound like a howling ghost.

(badum!)
       
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Vert 1 month ago
Ronie, oops; meant to upvote, accidentally hit downvote.

I agree: I cannot imagine the lack of understanding which would lead one to piss on an electric fence. I mean, electricity and the most tender flesh on a human body: what could go wrong?

Also, while many persons would not enjoy anal, most are turned off by two things: the taboo, and the complete lack of knowledge of how to proceed. Funny how many persons hated or were disgusted by the thought of sex, until they learned how to do it effectively; but when it comes to so many other avenues of pleasure, they try it once and never try it again. Their loss. Newsflash: next time, try reading up on it, then proceeding slowly, trying a little at a time: like light touching on the outside without entering, for example. It can be very, very loving, intimate, and powerful.
       
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