“The farthest point on the planet you can be from civilization in any direction is a blip in the Pacific Ocean called Point Nemo. If you were stranded there, you’d be thousands of miles away from help and it would be very unlikely you’d be seen or rescued as cargo ship routes don’t go near it. To put the distance into perspective, the closest people to you would be the crew on the ISS.”
On the other hand, the average number of popes per square kilometer in the Vatican is about 2.