#19 Well... paper straws were good for decades, til you came along and started complaining.

#34 I doubt Jeremy Clarkson could actually find his butt with both hands. Why do people take this loud, know it all ass hole seriously? He hosted a show about cars and went on and on but, didn't really know sh#t about cars.

#45 Nope just a kid. Not a juvenile adult that thinks about getting "high" way too much.

#49 Eww. That was so corny.

#2 You can see your farts?

#29 Allright, will mention how dark it is at five to five instead then.

#37 Only an arrogant fool ignores the advice of the experienced.