#6 This is actually kind of valid. What if the baby got swapped in the hospital? It happens a lot more often than people think. The last numbers I have seen are around 20-28 THAUSEND per year worldwide.

I heard Chanel Westcoast exclaim, upon seeing a calf stick it's head in a bucket of milk : "Cows drink milk??!?"

#38. No. But it would be wise to bring an armed escort and an extra tinfoil hat.