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Virdie 1 day ago
#1 I haven't used a straw in years, and not because of turtle propaganda, but because I know I can DRINK WITHOUT ONE.

#44 My morning FIL wakes at 5am and can't make it to noon before requiring napping.
       
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Sampson 1 day ago
#41 Cleese: "It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?"
Palin: "Finest in the district."
Cleese: "Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please."
Palin: "Well, it's so clean, sir."
Cleese: "It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese."

That excerpt from "The Cheese Shop" cracks me up every time. And, yes...I've memorized the entire sketch. Like most Gen X nerds before me, we also know all of "Monty Python and The Holy Grail."



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Emmy 21 hours ago
Sampson,

What is your favorite colour?
       
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Nibby 11 hours ago
Emmy,

Blue
       
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Nibby 11 hours ago
NO! Pink!
       
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Harman 10 hours ago
Nibby,
FX: A swooshing or spring sound as they plummet into the gorge.
       
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Karon 22 hours ago
#38 It's nasty bitter bean water vomit . it's like saying who doesn't do heroin it's not a drug it's happiness.
       
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Nibby 11 hours ago
#41 You're going to be so disappointed at that party
       
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