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Gilbert 1 month ago
#38 Travelled to Virginia with my mom several years ago, and we toured a gourmet peanut butter factory there. Mom loved it, bought two huge jars, and carefully packed them in her carry-on so they wouldn't break in her suitcase. TSA confiscated them. That tiny white-haired elderly lady was PISSED! shoot
       
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Karon 1 month ago
Gilbert,
My grandma the lunatic thought it was a great idea to bring some Almidon(Potato starch) from South America in her carry-on. Non-descript ziplock bags filled with white powder. or that time when my uncle had a bunch of smoked meat in his suitcase and got called out of the airport PA because the drug dogs went nuts.
       
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Antonia 1 month ago
#42. Or maybe, just maybe, it was a lame joke.
       
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Nibby 1 month ago
#10 I think you should get your parking cost refunded from your health insurance.
       
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Stephanie 1 week ago
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