That one bird clock that hung in her kitchen or basement and never really worked properly:
A giant wooden television that weighed approximately two tons:
These candies that apparently only grandmas can buy:
A cabinet full of glass you could NEVER, EVER touch:
Little fruit magnets all over the fridge:
A handful of these storage containers collecting dust:
This exact blanket, probably laid out over the back of a couch:
Or a blanket like this that you can still FEEL the end of:
Sewing pincushions just hanging around that you'd somehow be allowed to play with:
Carpet protectors that definitely destroyed your toes on one or two occasions:
A cabinet dedicated to just plastic bags that was slowly getting out of control:
Ribbon candy that was all stuck together and probably like 9 years old:
A tin of cookies that was NEVER FULL OF COOKIES:
The world's oldest fridge:
One of these around Christmas time:
This gorgeous end table right in the living room...
...which probably also had a couch like this in it:
That one room you were under NO CIRCUMSTANCES allowed in:
And plastic-covered furniture, in general:
A set of Revere Ware cookware that they probably got as a gift several decades before:
This blender that was probably around before your grandma was and will be around long after you're gone:
Chairs that probably sagged a little too much in the middle:
Back then no one was gonna steal our tv...