Just to let you know, there's plenty of divorce lawyers in this world. Just saying...

Never move in with anybody who hasn't had to live by themselves for awhile. Girls can be just as bad, I assure you.

Stupidity, laziness and being inconsiderate are common traits to too many people

Women are always complaining about something. Remember guys, they are a depreciating asset. You are the prize.

#15. One time, my wife used my Booker’s bourbon to make her bourbon meatballs.

#15 yeah, that's absolutely mental! Paying $72 for moisturizer!

#2 there is never a reason for throwing away LEGO bricks. Never ever.

#4 I've actually had this conversation with my husband before. He was convinced there was a "standard" front door size, and he could just pick it out of a pile of doors at the hardware store. As if seeing all the different door sizes wasn't enough to convince him that there was no such thing as a "standard" door.

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