"Always Carry A Pack Of Balloons With You"
"They’re small and don’t take up much space in your bag. Rather than letting a group of kids fight over toys, you can blow up ten or twenty balloons for $3 and turn anything into a party.
This is the family room at a religious gathering we went to last weekend. Instant friends. And they all get to keep one."
They, ummmm…..they didn’t get the joke. And that (lamentably) shouldn’t be much of a surprise here.