“Commented this before, but if you have abdominal surgery and the surgeon needs your intestines out of the way they don’t try to get them back in exactly as they were. They can put them in pretty much any old way and they sort themselves out. Then freaked out even more when someone else commented that you can quite often feel them wriggling themselves back into position..”
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Torie 1 weeks ago
#1 "A non zero number?" (((sigh))) 
How 'bout...'an unknown number?' It sounds much less stupid.
How 'bout...'an unknown number?' It sounds much less stupid.
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Britt 1 weeks ago
Torie,
because an unknown number includes zero
because an unknown number includes zero
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Katherine 1 weeks ago
Torie,
Non-zero numbers include imaginary numbers, too. I guess this would make the pigs in question, hungry!
Non-zero numbers include imaginary numbers, too. I guess this would make the pigs in question, hungry!
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Karon 1 weeks ago
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".
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Sher 1 weeks ago
Karon, bro, that's some oddly specific information...
because an unknown number includes zero
Non-zero numbers include imaginary numbers, too. I guess this would make the pigs in question, hungry!
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".