"This neighbor wrote a nice, long letter about a couch put out on the curb for pickup by a dump truck."
"Dear new neighbor,
We have all lived in this neighborhood for most of us over 20 years. We all have meetings and talk to each other. We are happy you're here but you already look like you don’t care what your yard looks like. Swingsets belong in the backyard and PLEASE remove that eyesore of a couch OFF the curb. Our neighborhood does not need to look like a trailer park. We're not sure where you moved from but we are certain there were dumpsters on the way that you could have dumped the couch. It looks trashy already!
Please be considerate of us who keep our yards trash-free.
Remove the couch! This is not a junkyard."