#25
First, I would fix the baseboard so it continues into the stair trim board. What kind of lazy carpenter would do that? That would drive me nuts living like that.

#35 - Whoever masked the first instance of the word Drunk in the username, but not the one immediately below it: you're probably stupid enough to require Clippy.

#51 - #olafurw - brilliant man. Go watch his 'i ran Doom on a satellite' video on youtube, and stick around for his Nordics shorts.

#25 put a toilet right there, it would make a great conversation piece

#51 Oh for God's sake, please censor it, yes! Nobody has to know about death and dying! and nobody knows the title of the movie. /s