#37 Tell us you are unemployed without telling us.

#51 With age comes wisdom.

#9 is that real!?!?

#23 someones getting the nookie 2nt

#35 as a skater that's some whack style, but as a female schwing a ding ding

#48 kinda like my wife when I whip my banana out.

#7 A “Curb-Stomp Me” sign taped to his back would complete that ridiculous ensemble.

#27 Elwood: "It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, we're in a box truck, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it."

#42 What's that girl? Timmy has fell down the well?

#25
What's even more satisfying is living someplace where snow removal is not needed.

#32 the one chewing on your oxygen tube is cute...