"Last Weekend, I Was The Idiot. Didn't Notice Until 1h Down The Road"
"I called them as soon as I got in cell phone range. The hose was busted up by dragging so long. I agreed to pay for a new one which came out to $500."
Why does this comment remind me of the 'shocker'?
Plus a bonus in #49 for the idiot "censoring" the license plate.