"At My Local CVS, Pushing This Button Announces Over The Pa System To The Entire Store "A Customer Requires Assistance In The Family Planning Department""

"The shelves are only about 5 feet high, so almost everyone in the store can look over them while you awkwardly wait for an employee to open the case."
Technically, Viagra is a drug for kids.
I would have appreciated that kind of care from a pharmacist - or anyone.