
"TIL in 2010 a doctor and his son just happened to be walking by an apartment building in Paris when a 15-month-old boy fell 80ft (24m) from a seventh floor balcony before bouncing off a cafe awning into the doctor's arms. His catch helped the boy escape "miraculously without a single scratch.""
As a former resident of one of those 10 states, I agree with you.
No sh#t, it even says it on the drum. And look at those uniforms!