#3 Doing that right now. Just another day in paradise.

Izi mods, you need to do some clean-up. A scammer ("Otha") has snuck in and is leaving spam in many of the comment sections.

The irony of #7 is the tree is now dead. Awkward.

#33 yup, I did that when I was a kid and my mother asked me to fetch something from her purse. I do it now when my wife asks it to fetch something from her purse.

#3 No for that to work would would need to have gotten better at some point.
#21 Yes you can pet bears but only like once.