"My Neighbour Has Installed A Security Light With The Power Of A Thousand Suns, Which Blasts Right Into My Bedroom"

"The pic doesn't do it justice, this thing is ridiculous! I have a blackout roller blind that was fine when I worked nights and was sleeping during the day, but it can't handle this incandescent monstrosity. Obviously if he was normal I could go talk to him about it... But you guessed it, he's a handful. Older man with PTSD of some kind, he's never bothered me so far but has done some crazy stuff on other neighbours and I don't want to start anything... Nevertheless this is positioned to point directly at my house and stays on all night and most of the day."
Same here in northern Germany. People need each other and it shows.
Just walk across the bonnet.
$15
This where having a towbar comes in handy..... just reverse enough to dent their car.....
#8 walk over his car. Make sure to wear golf shoes or winter spikes.
#10 throw a cup of diesel into it. That should kill the mosquitos.
#11 Your neighbors money, not yours.