"Neighbor Constantly Parks In Front Of My House, Blocked Driveway This Time"

"They have a 2-car garage and large driveway, but they keep the garage empty to sit in their lawn chairs and park 3 of their cars in front of neighbors houses (never their own house). This time, they parked in front of our driveway. I asked them to move it so my gf can leave for work at 5am tomorrow, and they said “sure we’ll move it in 10 minutes.” It’s now been over an hour and it’s still there.
They have 2 hours until I go to bed and call the non-emergency number to ticket/tow it so we can go to work tomorrow."
Same here in northern Germany. People need each other and it shows.
Just walk across the bonnet.
$15
This where having a towbar comes in handy..... just reverse enough to dent their car.....
#8 walk over his car. Make sure to wear golf shoes or winter spikes.
#10 throw a cup of diesel into it. That should kill the mosquitos.
#11 Your neighbors money, not yours.