"These Are Supposed To Be Pillsbury Croissants But I Didn’t Know That I Had To Physically Shape Them Croissants Before Putting Them In The Oven"
"I thought they’d magically be croissants when I took them out. So now I have bread shaped like right triangles."
#42 Last time it was "look how my weird boyfriend made croissaints" or something. Make up your mind!