#1 is 100% accurate. Screw all the touchscreens.

#9 Ok, kids. If all those appliances from the 80s, 70s, 60s, 50s, etc etc were still working, why do you suppose that no one has any anymore...? Stop with this naive bs about how perfect everything was 40 years ago, and how nothing was wrong with the world until about five minutes ago. Those things don't exist anymore because they stopped working and were more expensive to repair than to replace.

#34 *medium. One is called a 'medium'. Two or more are called 'media'. A Medium. A bunch of media. How fugging hard is that?