"My Boyfriend Uses An Absurd Amount Of Hand Lotion Before Bed Every Night"

"This is the lotion rubbed in… He uses this amount of hand lotion very frequently. When he rubs his hands together it sounds like a bad p***o while I’m trying to fall asleep."
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eingabletoaffordahouse
#11 How could you be so idiotic as to marry someone who had never cooked a burger?
Bottom line: if you stay with someone who sh#tes all over you like this, you need to look in the mirror.