"There used to be a Santa Claus University that teaches professional Clauses skills like ‘Toy Knowledge, poses, and how to avoid lawsuits.” A top-level Claus can make up to $100,000 a year."
Just get 3 more boosters and you'll be fine.
So be a man! You may wash your hands after.
No no, I think he means what he is saying ... focus on the "wash hands after".