"Metal Sphere Found Floating In Ocean On Se Alaskan Coast"

"Ship captain here. On the gooseneck vents that ships and boats have on deck, there's a wire mesh screen right at the bottom of the opening and inside is a spherical aluminum ball. If water comes up on deck the ball will float up and plug the tube that comes from the ballast tank, water tank, fuel tank, void space or whatever it is. I've got three spares in my deck locker that look just like that."
What's the point here?
Also, wtf is this thing about censoring? Another idiotic linguistic failure by a generation of illiterates is my guess.