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Nibby 9 month s ago
#1 I'm not sure what bothers me more, the implication of marrying your daddy, or the spelling of 'daddys'
       
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Bell 9 month s ago
#2 I read nothing false here.

#15 Maybe it moved?
       
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Drew 8 month s ago
#14 That's awsome. I hid a raven on every page of the advanced coloring book I published.
       
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Drew 8 month s ago
#26 And the writing is horrible. Like, really bad.

#37 OMG, have I been out of literature long enough for this kind of writing to be published? It's terrible, and the missing pages are probably for the best.
       
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Beedy 7 month s ago
#11 And this indignant moron doesn't know the difference between a phrase and a sentence, or how to use commas. Also - and this is the head-shaker - the difference between 'right' and write' is clearly beyond their ken. This is a case of stupid on stupid crime. That kid gonna be dumb 'un.

#12 I don't speak fluent Spanish, but I read the first two Harry Potter books in Spanish. I did have the English versions at hand, but by the time I got half-way into the first one, I realized I was able to get through most of the Spanish without referring the the English copy. Remember this the next time you cry about 'tHis iS mUrCa, spik enGlisH'. If you sit down and actually look at it, you'll realize it's over 50% intelligible just by looking at it, without needing translation. Same with French, Italian, Portuguese, and most of the Germanic languages.

#20 Where to start with this moron... First, that second 'sentence' is actually three sentences. It's called a run-on sentence, which we mastered in Junior High School. He or she doesn't know the difference between a comma and a period, or of course, when to use which. ...Another item we mastered in Junior High is the difference between 'who' and 'that'. When referring to humans, it's 'who' - not 'that'. It should read 'this guy who', not 'this guy that'. More stupid on stupid crime.

#33 When emphasizing a word or phrase, single quotation marks are used. "Mildly" should be punctuated as 'mildly'. Double quotation marks are used almost exclusively for indicating speech or dialog.

#39 'Me and my husband'. In other words, 'me looked for an hour'. Me looked. That's how this woman speaks, while bitching about a poorly made book. Me looked. I dunno, the literate part of the English speaking world would say 'I looked'. But what do we know... Me gonna look sum moore. ...Also, the word 'kids' should have an apostrophe to indicate possession, ownership, etc. It would be 'my kid's book', if it's one child. It would be *my kids' book*, if the book belongs to more than one child. Asterisks are used when they make the text easier to read, as in this case involving multiple quotation marks. Me use them muchly.

#44 Wow people are stupid. '...There is no differences...'. Does I really gots to splain this?

#45 *A AI Coloring Book*. We mastered this in fokking grade school. We use 'a' when the following word starts with a consonant; we use 'an' when the following word (or acronym, although that one is debatable) starts with a vowel. ...btw 'acronym'. Look it up you seff.
       
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