The Dog Ate My Homework

"The dog ate my homework" is a classic excuse schoolkids use when they don’t turn in their assignments on time, often seen as a rather weak and unbelievable reason. The phrase has since been adopted beyond school, used sarcastically to dismiss any flimsy or unconvincing explanation for failure.
#6 Actually a really cool list
#19 I remember when I first found out that the Roman statues used to be paint to make them appear lifelike. Creepy.