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Trixie 9 month s ago
That the babayaga would come and get me with a pencil if I didn't finish my borscht.
       
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Tamzine 8 month s ago
Trixie,

That is true, tho Babayaga knows no chill when it comes to borscht.
       
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Nibby 8 month s ago
That drinking coffee makes your hair turn red.
       
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Petronella 8 month s ago
#15 your mom should have told you to work with quotes and references when giving presentations
       
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Bobbie 8 month s ago
Shydaddy, xmas etc....
       
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“When we lived in San Francisco, my dad told me that there was a fog machine.”

“Every night, the fog machine would turn on, and you know it’s on because you’d hear the loud ‘toot toot’ and soon after, the fog would roll in.

That’s just weather. That’s what San Francisco is like. There’s fog. The toots, yeah that’s the ships coming in. I was waaaay older than I needed to be when I really thought about that.”

 

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