“The group ahead of us sent a birthday cake through the scanner. The flaps on the entrance and exit were dragged across the cake and picked up icing. This is how our bags and shoes came out on the other side.”
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Lorraine 1 week ago
#1 Oh, really? How 'bout, "Never buy a house in front of a fire hydrant." I did...and it s#cks! It's great if your house bursts into flames all the time. But, that's where it ends. 
The good thing is that no strange cars can park there. The bad thing is...neither can I.
The good thing is that no strange cars can park there. The bad thing is...neither can I.
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Octavia 1 week ago
Nat,
There’s always one if you idiots that defend the driver.
There’s always one if you idiots that defend the driver.
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Sammy 1 week ago
#36 should have paid a little more for the ticket
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Delius 1 week ago
#9,#38 Imagine doing that twice, talk about a bad day! 
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Vinny 1 week ago
#18 A Dremel tool is not a beard trimmer either. I call shenanigans.
#29 Bookworms?
#29 Bookworms?
There’s always one if you idiots that defend the driver.
#29 Bookworms?