#2 Yeah, nice try. Those are obviously all hard boiled eggs that cracked as you were over-boiling them. You can even see some cooked yolk protruding out of a crack on the egg at the lower right. But, you know...whatever. As long as you get your social media clicks, right?

#2 you do not control what you buy before paying for it?

#19 "Pool??? Dude...you have a 'whole lake' now! When was the last time you Jetski'd in your tiny pool? Just stop crying."

#9 That’s actually a pretty good harmless prank to pull on a friend who’s car you see parked at the Safeway.

#16 It didn’t say blueberries muffin.

#2 And you're lucky to have them!