#2 ‘Socks?’ I get free socks if I park in front of a fire hydrant? I’d rather have my car repaired. But, ya know, whatever……new ’socks.’

#9 Same thing happened to Jackson Pollock. Then he had an epiphany. The rest is history.

#12 If you read your receipt, it clearly states, “Unable to provide Ultra-Thin lenses due to severe ‘Mr. Magooism.’ Refunded accordingly.” Assuming you can read the receipt at all.

#35 That's unfortunate, but it took you "over an hour" to select what...2 or 3 bags worth of groceries? What's wrong with you?

#24 This is somebody's idea of a bad day? Getting some paint or powder on a washable plastic cutting mat? Wow, they should see mine.

Quite a few of these are 'first world problems' not actually bad days.

#13 ??