"The wedding officiant forgot... Someone tracked her down finally, she showed up 45 minutes late drunk off of her a*s. She barely made it through the ceremony, starting and restarting several times at certain parts. It was super awkward for everyone and the bride was pissed. ."

"Wedding photographer - I’ve seen a lot of weddings. The most awkward one though was when the bride was 4 hours late to her own wedding. She kept telling him “she was just finishing getting ready.” And they had a car service for the wedding so she couldn’t blame a broken down car.She waltz into the venue like she s**t didn’t stink, didn’t apologize to the guests still left over and the venue and venders. It opened her grooms eyes I think because he called it off right then and there. She threw a tantrum and as a contracted vender I didn’t want to leave in case they “worked it out” but I got to watch him say stuff that was obviously built up over time. When he left with his parents is when I was like “I’m out…bye.”."

"The drunk uncle of the bride was hitting on all the bridesmaids. And said one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard: “Look at the s***ter on that critter.” (Talking about a bridesmaid’s a*s. He had to get removed and ended up wandering around in his underwear in the parking lot."

"Bride broke her two front teeth at reception dancing.Hi, I’m bride ????."