#12 I know someone that got charged with "Damaging Government Property" for getting a sunburn that caused him to have to go to the military equivalent of the ER, instead of his duty assignment.
I wore my new white shirt to a bar yesterday. As soon as I entered, 3 separate women came up to me and asked for my number. A fight broke out and I had to break it up by giving them all my number. I called all 3 on a group call and suggested a foursome and they all agreed. It was a great weekend!!!! Disclaimer: Most certainly didn't happen.
#12 I know someone that got charged with "Damaging Government Property" for getting a sunburn that caused him to have to go to the military equivalent of the ER, instead of his duty assignment.
I wore my new white shirt to a bar yesterday. As soon as I entered, 3 separate women came up to me and asked for my number. A fight broke out and I had to break it up by giving them all my number. I called all 3 on a group call and suggested a foursome and they all agreed. It was a great weekend!!!! Disclaimer: Most certainly didn't happen.
There literally is an instruction video on YT on how to drink water.
You are correct. That actually is a thing in the military. Not sure hickeys count.
right, it was Tuesday to Wednesday, not the weekend, right?