"Dane Cook went to my high school, and before he got really famous the classes before me tried to get him to come back and talk to us and he basically told us to go f**k ourselves (even though he was still pretty much unheard of, this would have been 2002 or 2003). Flash forward to whenever his Tourgasm tour was, and he decides he is going to show up with a bunch of cameras, so he makes all these demands about who can be there and who can't, including making us bring back some teachers that weren't there. Even though I didn't really like him that much I had him sign an autograph, and he took my Sharpie. (Not actually a huge deal, obviously, but I just dislike the guy.)So he shows up, is basically a complete c**k, and performs a s****y censored version of his s****y comedy instead of doing an inspirational speech. So I watched the episode of his show where he goes back to my school, and he's crying, saying how he always wanted to go back because it felt so good to be accepted, how he loves us so much, how he always wanted to go back. F**k him, he was a d****e to us.**TL;DR: Dane Cook went to my high school and he sucks.**Edit to add: during the performance I was seated next to his mom, who kept asking if we thought he was attractive. His mom mentioned what a s**y young man he had become. Weird."
They ended up not using the scene. But it was an unexpected fun little adventure. When I later counted the wad of bills, it was $376.00.
By the way...The movie was called, "Malice."
They ended up not using the scene. But it was an unexpected fun little adventure. When I later counted the wad of bills, it was $376.00.
By the way...The movie was called, "Malice."