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Montgomery 6 month s ago
I've met and hung out with a lot of celebrities through the years. But the weirdest was in Autumn of '92 in Amherst, MA when I was in my early 20's. I've only been awake for about 15 minutes one morning and I had to go to work, which was at a bike shop about 200 yards from my house in the center of Amherst. I was walking still bleary-eyed from sleep through the alley I always use, when I look up and a long Kraft's Services table and no body around except for Nicole Kidman in a chair eating an apple. I looked at her with my eyes squinted because I couldn't really believe what I was looking at, and she looked back at me with the same look. I walked past her as we're still staring at each other and then I ended up walking onto the set next to the director in a chair. Bill Pullman and Alec Baldwin are sitting at a small table outside of Bonducci's Cafe about 10 feet from me. All of a sudden this large woman with headphones comes up and says, "Are you in this scene?" I'm like, "Umm...no." She say's, "Do you wanna?" I'm like, "Okay." She stuffs her hand in her coat and hands me a wad of bills. "I need you to just walk past those actors like a regular pedestrian when the Director says 'action'." I did the scene three times, and she said "Thank you, that's all."

They ended up not using the scene. But it was an unexpected fun little adventure. When I later counted the wad of bills, it was $376.00.

By the way...The movie was called, "Malice."
       
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"This didn't happen to me but to my next door neighbor up the street. One of the best stories I have heard.Every year he used to play golf in one of those big tournaments where you pay a bunch of money to play with a random celebrity and all the proceeds go to charity. Well anyway to his surprise he gets paired up with Clint Eastwood. He meets Clint who doesn't really say much at all and they begin the tournament. For the first 2 holes Clint goes about his golf game smoking a cigar and still not being very talkative. Well they get to the third green and my neighbor is lining up a hard putt and asks Clint "Whaddya thinkin?" Clint stares at him for a moment, pulls the cigar slowly out of his mouth and replies. "What am I thinkin'? I'll tell you what I'm thinkin'. I'm thinkin' about p***y...I'm always thinkin' about p***y...and if you ain't thinkin' about p***y, your minds a wanderin'" Put the cigar back in his mouth and didn't say another word. TLDR- Clint Eastwood is always thinking about ladies vaginas."

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