"When Jane Lynch came to my college, I walked up to her to say hello, and she responded, 'Oh please get away.'I stopped dead in my tracks, and then she started laughing and said, 'I'm kidding, come sit with me.'"

"i met robert downey jr when i was like 8 after iron man 2 came out and when i told him i loved him and he messed up my hair and said “ i love you too kiddo “ then gave me a hug"

"My mom used to manage a Starbucks and always told us about her funny friend Dave. One day I went in and she said “oh come meet my friend Dave. Dave! My kid’s here” it was Dave Chappelle"