"Mindy Kaling’s rumored baby daddy BJ Novak is apparently dating that Zionist TikTok actress Delaney, and my flabbers have been gasted."

"My friend knows Peregrine Pearson and says he’s a bit of a wet wipe but nice enough."

"My tea is once again cold, but around 2003 I passed by Ron White (the comedian) walking in San Francisco. He stopped to give a busker a $20, which I thought was sweet."

"I met Steve Carrell and his wife briefly and they were polite and nice. The only celeb tea I'll ever have."